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Christmas in Carolina (Bah, Humbug)

November 22, 2011
By Timekeeper DIAMOND, Cary, North Carolina
Timekeeper DIAMOND, Cary, North Carolina
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Favorite Quote:
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk'?, and I say 'No that's trendy'!"- Billie Joe Armstrong, Green Day


As far as I care to remember
It doesn't snow here in December
This winter weather's getting stale
I couldn't care less about the sales
I guess Santa is a liar
Cause this is Christmas in Carolina

I'm all alone on Christmas Eve
I'll leave your presents by the tree
Call me the Ghost of Christmas Past
This Christmas might just be my last

I don't believe in Christmas cheer
Saying I'll see you guys next year
This holiday is not my thing
I hate the kids who go caroling
I guess Santa is a liar
Cause this is Christmas in Carolina

I'm all alone on Christmas Eve
I'll leave your presents by the tree
Call me the Ghost of Christmas Past
This Christmas might just be my last

The holiday that starts too early
The snow is falling down in flurries
I've got a case of Christmas woe
So meet me by the mistletoe

I'm all alone on Christmas Eve
I'll leave your presents by the tree
Call me the Ghost of Christmas Past
This Christmas might just be my last


The author's comments:
I love Christmas, but I felt like writing an Anti-Christmas song.

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