A good relationship

Materials for cupcakes:
An ocean of Trust /
A mound of Compassion /
2 portions of Empathy /
A mountain of Loyalty /
2 beakers of Cuddles /
3 cartons of understanding /
A dab of honey

Materials for frosting:
2 dabs of Talking it out
A season of Heaven
1 sprinkle of Arguments
A flurry of Hell
A pile of laughter
Two droplets of tears

Directions:
Take the ocean of trust and mountain of loyalty and lightly mix together. Let sit for 10 minutes, then add your mound of compassion and one of the portions of empathy. Gently beat on medium speed for one minute. Add the second portion of empathy and dab of honey, and beat again for one minute. Once done beating, pour in the two beakers of cuddles and 3 cartons of understanding, then mix until it is all combined. Put the batter into a cupcake tin and bake for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. For the frosting, in one bowl mix together a sprinkle of arguments, two dabs of talking it out, two droplets of tears (preferably one from each partner), a pile of laughter, a season of heaven and a flurry of hell. Mix until perfectly imperfectly smooth. Coat the tops of the baked and cooled cupcakes with the frosting, and enjoy!