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Mouth Eaters
Mouth Eaters
People have a lot of great talents and lots of amazing aspects, but my favorite by far is when people eat with their mouths open. Gosh I just love when you're sitting and trying to enjoy your food and someone starts chomping with their mouths wide open. Why do I love this you may ask? Well easy, you can see everything that they put in their mouths. You first see the food sitting on their plate then you see the food as it’s getting mashed up and swallowed. Just watching the food and saliva get mixed and munched in their mouths isn’t enough you can hear it too. Every chompy, every bit you can hear with the sound of a loud smack. I can’t ever enjoy a meal without seeing, and hearing these sounds! Even if the meal was handmade by Gorden Ramsy himself, the meal wouldn’t be complete without someone sitting next to me chowing with their mouths wide open and the smacking of the food in their mouths. If you're unsure of what I’m talking about, well let me walk you through the experience. You sit down at a nice family dinner, everyone is talking, laughing, and enjoying their time. Your delicious smelling food makes its way out of the kitchen and is set right in front of you. You take a second to take it all in. The food smells absolutely delicious and looks spectacular. You pick up a fork and dig in. But wait! Something is missing. What is it? First you hear it, you look around trying to find what it is. Then you see it, your sister sitting across from you eating with her mouth wide open so you're able to see the food just before it’s gone for good. And you hear the smacking sound as she chews and slowly takes in every bit. It’s almost like you get to enjoy meals. After experiencing this once you will want this for every meal. When you eat all you will think of is the sound of the chewing and the chance of getting to see the food just before it’s swallowed and gone forever.
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One of my biggest pet peeves is when people eat with their mouths open so I created a satire peace on just that.